Notable for debuting young Joaquin Phoenix, SpaceCamp fails to establish the illusion of being in space and to offer any dramatic surprises, ending up a nonthrilling experience.
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#416 The Horror Show (1989)
Marketed outside USA as the third sequel to the House series, The Horror Show has actually nothing to do with the previous two movies so I will leave out the comparisons.
Although, one comparison has to be made. If House and House II didn’t go all in with their concept, The Horror Show really goes overboard in every possible way and keeps the pedal to the medal until the end mixing elements from various movies into one absurd hodgepodge.
This is one of those so bad it’s good movies. From the hilariously bad script that doesn’t even start to make any sense, to the dream sections with Jenke’s constant nasal laughter and from cut off exploding heads to the protagonist actually beating up a heater in the basement being possessed by the baddie, The Horror Show is a turkey caught in a train wreck that just goes on for an hour and a half. But, it’s an entertaining kind of train wreck.
Just be sure to leave your brain at the door.
#415 House II The Second Story (1987)
After the satisfactory box office success of the original, a sequel was released the following year. Unlike many other sequels, The Second Story doesn’t feature any of the original actors, nor is there any continuum from the first installation or the original setting.
In this sense House II could’ve very well been an independent film to avoid then often harsh comparisons to the original.
While House II is often dubbed as an unworthy sequel, there’s a lot to like here as well. The characters for example are well crafted and interesting characters that add a lot to the humour. The drunk ex-girlfriend who pops up in the most unfortunate times and the visit from Bill Towner, the electrician / adventurer are hilarious moments when the sequel surpasses the original by a long shot.
Although I’m much more a good adventure fan rather than horror film freak, House is a concept where the wacky scares would seem a must, so it’s a letdown to see the horror missing this time around.
Ultimately House II’s biggest flaw lies in its mayan saga, wild west plot and the sections in the prehistoric jungle that feel – as imaginative as they might’ve felt like when writing the script – unimaginative, out of place and distractive. House II could’ve easily built its whole plot simply on the haunted house without all the sidetracking.
House II does many things in overall wackyness and in the humor sections better than the original, but the mayan, wild west and jungle side plots feel very obtrusive and glued on.
#414 House (1986)
To finally watch the House movie from 1986 was a special treat for me; I’d always admired the mysterious poster from the first time I saw it and remember the VHS box in the rentals as something that always caught my eye. But it was always the PG rating that kept me from renting it.
So, after always admiring it from afar, I finally got to see the movie – accidentally just a few weeks after its 30th anniversary.
So, how does it measure up to the little kid’s hype? Well, it’s a bit of a mixed bag. The concept is pretty much as one would except, but the biggest flaw here is that House always feels like its holding back a little and constantly missing its opportunity to really go along with its wacky concept. What little we see here is well done and executed, I just wish there was lots of more of it.
Instead, House tries to tap into some Vietnam war flashbacks that always seem out of place. More screen time could’ve also been dedicated to George Wendt as the nosy but polite neighbour trying to get to know his new mysterious neighbour.
All in all, House is a solid horror comedy that really could’ve been a riot had they dived much move bravely deep into the established concept.
#413 Cocktail (1988)
Cocktail, starring young Cruise in the very peek of his popularity is a refreshing take on the ’young hungry go-getter in the big city’ genre – and just about as 80s as they come.
#412 Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989)
A dude from the future comes to help two rockers to do a kickass history report by gathering famous historical dudes in this totally excellent 80s scifi adventure comedy.
#411 The Beach Girls (1982)
The Beach Girls might be one of the sorriest excuses ever to make a movie, but it’s also so jolly, mild mannered and irresistible that it managed to bump me right off my high horse.
#410 Club Paradise (1986)
Club Paradise is meant to be an easy time passer and as such it succeeds to the extend of almost being entirely trivial, ultimately saved only by its big name cast.
#409 Firestarter (1984)
A Stephen King story that recycles a lot from ’Carrie’ and certainly requires a big leap of faith to believe in, Firestarter luckily manages to be better than just the sum of its parts.
#408 Savage Streets (1984)
Savage Streets’ take on the revenge genre mixes in all the right ingredients and makes up for an amazing so-bad-it’s-good sleeze-fest that sends the eighties-o-meter through the roof.
#407 Some Kind of Hero (1982)
A P.O.W. returns from Vietnam to find out nothing is going his way back home in a badly paced mess of a movie that tries a bit of everything and misses all of its opportunities.
#406 History of the World: Part I (1981)
Mel Brooks’ History of the World Part I is an uneven collection of small episodes, oneliners an musical numbers, some of them very funny – and some others not.
#405 Batteries Not Included (1987)
A rare miss for Spielberg, Batteries Not Included follows the familiar formula and mixes elements from his various blockbusters, but fails to stand out in any way.
#404 Renegades (1989)
Renegades’ manuscript mixing in bad cops, a diamond heist and some native american heritage leaves the viewer and Sutherland a bit lost all the way through the movie.
#403 Nothing in Common (1986)
If Nothing in Common didn’t try to muscle in at least three different movies into one, but concentrated on telling one of them the end result could’ve been amazing.
#402 One Crazy Summer (1986)
Throw in Cusack, Bobcat Goldthwait, Mark Metcalf from that Twisted Sister video, jocks, babes and tons of great rock and you’ve got one super summer comedy of the 80s.
#401 April Fool’s Day (1986)
A nod to Agatha Christie’s ’And then there were none’ April Fool’s Day is one of the more intellect slashers of the 80s. Even if a bit predictable, it’s truly a breath of fresh air.
#400 E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
A culture icon and a heartwarming adventure film, Steven Spielberg’s E.T. is the landmark movie that finally ended the stuffy 70s and began the 80s as we know and love it.
#399 Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
Good Morning Vietnam is Robin Williams’ one man show and how much you appreciate the movie pretty much boils down to how much you appreciate his verbal acrobatics.
#398 Off Limits (1988)
Beautiful and technically flawless, Off Limits fails to establish the given location and time, and feels like 80s buddy cop movie taking place in Bankok rather than late 60s Saigon.