#867 The Lonely Lady (1983)

Pia Zadora has agreed to star mostly topless in The Lonely Lady, a Hollywood movie portraying a struggle of a young artist who wants to climb up the Hollywood industry ladder and has to flash some skin to get there.

Oh the irony.

The Lonely Lady is one of those train wrecks that just keeps getting worse by the minute, but also a pile-up you really can’t look away from. The movie goes from bad to worse as the drama intensifies towards the end, including a nervous break down scene that looks lame even in the context of this bad movie.

80s-o-meter: 70%

Total: 33%